I’ve been to an “Adult” exposition recently. I got really excited and bought this great new “toy”. It looked fun and funny enough when I was at the booth, all this noise around. The thing moved in strange ways, it bent, it had a rabbit attached to it that vibrated in a hundred ways.

When I got my first free time for enjoyment I decided to check my brand new acquisition.

I put the four batteries it requires and turned it on. The thing did all that I expected, it moved in amazing ways, vibrated the rabbit and even had a red light coming on and off turning the transparent silicone all interesting. What I didn’t expect was the noise.

Added to all the movement it did a whomph, whomph, whomph for the main “body” added to a bzzzz, bzzzz, bzzzz for the rabbit.

Seeing (and hearing!) all that, I couldn’t stop laughing. It took me more than half an hour, on my bed, at candle lights, to start doing something with it, by which time I had cramps on my belly because of how long I was cracking at the thing.

That is when I gave my new toy its new name: Carrousel.

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