How to F*k a Girl’s a

It is a common male fantasy to have a go at a girl’s behind. It may astound a few to know that some women not only will let a man go for it as they will welcome it.

There are a few rules though and if you know them it will increase your chances considerably. If you are still inexperienced in this fantasy, not to worry, many, many men are, even if they do not tell their male friends, they may confess it to their first partner to introduce them to this new practice.

What there is to know:

  1. Few ladies will confess such a liking so, most probably, you will have to understand the unspoken language. It is quite simple: use your other body parts around your intended target (as many and as varied body parts as your imagination can produce; for the less imaginative: hands, fingers, mouth, tongue, your male equipment, etc.). Watch carefully her reaction, if she shows signs of appreciation, if she sighs, moans, and invite further action you are good to the next step.
  2. Ladies will prefer not to state this liking of theirs in bold words, they would rather you find out by yourself. So if you do not guess it they will assume you don’t deserve to get it. She will assume you don’t have the experience or boldness to do it right.
  3. Trim your fingernails short. Your fingers are the most important equipment in this endeavour, if they do not feel good your chances diminish. Because of the angle your fingers have to be to reach your intended objective it will feel awkward if your nails are slightly longer.
  4. The secret is to be “progressive and patient”; that means make moves and watch reactions. If it is done right, even when it is a first time for either or both partners, it can be extremely pleasurable.
  5. After using the body parts around the intended area use one finger inside it but make sure to apply enough lube as nothing feels good when it is dry. Use anything available and safe, saliva, the natural lubricants from the front area or gels.
  6. Take your time, this may not be obvious but the truth is that the second hole also lubes up and expand, same as the first, it just takes longer, it is more sensitive.
  7. Use one finger, then two, then three.
  8. Then you can use your desired instrument, but the first time just make one introduction and out, not deep and wait to see if there is any lingering pain. It is common that the first introduction of a thicker object will cause an exquisite pain, but a few seconds or minutes later the woman is ready for a new try. Sometimes there is no pain at all, just pleasure.
  9. After a little wait all the hard work is done. Enjoy and provoke pleasure!

 

  • Safety tip #1: very, very, important! Do not mix the holes. Once you have gone to the back do not go back to the front one without cleaning yourself (including fingers) or changing condoms. You may cause very serious sickness if you do not observe this, there are infections that can result with consequences as serious as they can be.
  • Safety tip #2: intercourse in this case is rougher than the usual type, it is common to cause some very small bleeding, and therefore the risks of contamination when the partners have STD are higher. Use special condoms called “tougher” for this specific action.

Remember, patience is the virtue of the illuminated and satisfied man!

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My First Nude Show

‘Let me see it!’

‘What? Now’

‘Yeah, now! I wanna see you using it.’

Oh gosh, I thought, starting to tremble. To have a new lover, or to start a new relationship with your old lover is quite an experience. So many new adventures can be introduced (pardon me, every pun intended); it’s very exciting.

By lover, old or new, please understand it any way you want: husband, lover, boyfriend, partner, casual date, friends with benefit, there are limitless possibilities, all valid ones.

In my case, I have a new lover and we are still getting to know each other and what we like and prefer. In a phone conversation he got me to tell him which “toys” I possess. I had to describe them and tell their names, formats, sizes and colours, convey my preferences or he wouldn’t talk about anything else.

I had a few relationships before and, unfortunately, I can tell you now, I never got to the use of toys before, unless you count one single banana with a banana flavoured condom.

Anyway, I wasn’t used to toys +1. I was more into me and my playtime, all alone in my bed or bathroom. So when this lover of mine decided to ask for a show, it took me by surprise. I did try to shy from it to no avail. He laid on the couch, made me get the toy, bring to the living room, lie on the floor, drop my panties and on with it.

I really wanted to do it but felt really shy, so we turned down the lights, I got some candles, and with my eyes closed I brought my rabbit in between my legs.  That moment everything outside of me faded out. The toy looks like a bunny’s head, with two powerful, delicious, vibrating ears. Soon I felt hot and wet, and with my fingers I brought some wetness to the external area, moving the toy up and down and around, piercing lightly my core in between the ears, and I started moaning, trying not two and aware there was someone watching me, but I kept at it.

My lover couldn’t hold any longer and I felt his mouth on my thighs, kissing, sucking lightly, liking, travelling all around the area, from my belly to my centre, and he took the toy from my hands, making it roam, up and down, and slightly in and out, the bunny went for some exploring having a look at the caves around the area, not venturing too much inside them but exciting the external access well enough. He started using his hands, musician’s hands, and tongue, mouth and the toy. Not long from then I couldn’t tell which was which.

I got so stimulated it brought me to a new frontier of pleasure. It’s like adult-toy makers say: the toy may not be very noisy but they cannot be responsible for the racket you make!

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Oh Lover of Mine…

I like hot and horny, nothing of that “I’m glad you are tired” shit. Like the book I’m reading said “I wish I could loose myself in you”. I want you naked, no fucking t-shirt. And your mouth to show my body every single piece that you’ve missed. To make me wet to be leaking. And your sword in to the hilt. Oh dear lover, I want your expert guitarist hands to play my strings expertly. I don’t care if you are tired, if you get tired, if you think tired. I wanna fucking kill you. I will wear what you asked, white tank top and white undies only, I will fucking open the door like that, secretly hoping there is some neighbour in the hall. I’m really rude today. Like the song: nothing sweet about me…

Oh sweet lover, I’m not subtle or elegant today. I wanna bring your come to my heart, burying you deep into my soul. I want to merge, to find the divine through our love making. To suck your sex as a ritual, then to cry out loud: fuck me! And get your biting marks without even noticing.

I want that mixture of pain and pleasure, the limit of the almost forbidden, totally improper and mostly profane all inside the sanctity of the sublime. I’m inspired, excited and horny, waiting for your energy to melt to mine. Come to come lover. Kisses on your nice bum.

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One New Lover and the Big Feet Myth Busted

I’ve got it all, new life, new job, new love, as prophesied in a previous post. To my readers I would say that whenever they are in-between love-of-your-lives, breath and enjoy, as whenever you get a new love, or a new something, you then remember what “obsession” means.

I have found a note I have written to some friends saying I must think like a guy. I think about “the deed” or “the instrument” every three minutes. If I am in a drought I think on what I would like it to be, or fantasise numerous plays. If I am in a time of plenty, well I just live on flashbacks, committing to memory every single delicious detail of the previous nights.

I don’t understand how I have managed to work and function to be over thirty. Seriously, I was born to think improprieties and write about them. Oh, and of course, to live improprieties, the more the better.

About my new lover he helped me to bust a myth I always wondered about. People say that the bigger the feet of a guy the bigger is his … love (I feel like being subtle today) anyway, I am dating this guy whose feet are small for his size. Because of a personal preference I am happy to say that the belief of proportionality between the two body parts is absolutely incorrect.

But moving from sexual to sensual, it is a strange sensation this one, of having the absolute clarity of vision to see that I am falling in love and analysing every single perception altered. Like the way the person is more beautiful every day. The same body gets more attractive to your eyes. The eyes get greener, or acquire properties you haven’t seen before. Usually something ridiculous like “it reminds me of the colour of a rock on the bottom of a lake in the middle of a mountain surrounded by snow”. I see how the same striking hands miraculously develop the aptitude of creating goose bumps wherever they go.

It is like part of me is right there, in the water ready to drown and another is here, on the dry shore, watching the poor thing. Both of us, the drowner and the watcher are quite tranquil, happy to see what comes next… while we think about the whales.

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Ten Things that Made me Come

All of these may not be uncommon, but they were bright and new to me and made my eyes shine and my love sing. Or, in a very crude way, well, these things have made me come.

  1. Back Massage. I have melted when a lover put me bottom up on the floor, introduced himself on me from behind and massaged my back on the same rhythm he moved.
  2. Upside Down. We were making love on the edge of the bed, I had my head back over the rim while he pumped hard and I couldn’t avoid sliding out of the bed while he was upright and just adjusted to my movement. At a certain point there was not enough bed under me to keep me horizontal, my back fell over the rim while my head reached the floor… he did not stop! I was upside down, bum in the air, with him standing and moving, and moving, and moving, and coming…
  3. Horizontal Dancing. I once dated a dancer and we were fucking by our favourite songs. When the music stop my lover stoped on top of me, he was frozen just smiling. Then another song started and he started to move with it, but not only moved, he danced it, I can hardly explain, but he was dancing with his dick, following the exact movements of that particular dance. Amazing!
  4. The Frog. I am not sure if this is a known sexual position and I am just naive. The thing is that it never failed to get me to see stars. The start of it is the most traditional way, guy on top, he enters the woman, but then, without moving out, he makes you close your legs, stretched out, while he moves his legs around you. And he ends like a frog around your legs, inside you and you feel compressed around the penis… extasiating, literally!
  5. Iced tongue. I have no idea how he did it but he would take ice in his mouth and with huge ability juggle me and the ice, one around the other. Me as in my mouth, going down my breasts, belly and pussy… such a refreshing idea!
  6. Plus a finger: outrageous! This lover had a big package, I felt it was an abuse when he introduced his equipment plus a finger inside me! I just looked at him thinking: how come??? Well, that is exactly what happened… I came.
  7. Banana with banana flavoured condom. I’ve never done fruits or vegetables before, but when he arrived with a banana wrapped in a banana flavoured condom I couldn’t stop laughing. He took the chance that I was distracted and the play started… and so my laugh stopped.
  8. Against the wall. It was the first time someone said to me: sit on my mouth. And so I did, with myself against the wall and my pussy against his lips. I believe my fingernails have made some irremovable marks on that wall.
  9. Minty things. Powerful strong mints are known as great things to give you the shivers wile receiving head. Now I know it is not a myth. With a soft blow I was undone. The second and funnier idea, with things you have at home is to ask your lover to use mouthwash and then suck you silly! The sensation is softer but still delicious!
  10. Me, me, me… I was holding myself on the bathroom tap, being fucked from behind, lost in my own pleasurable world, climbing the Everest of sensations, when my lover asked me to look in the mirror. What I saw was myself as I haven’t seen before or since, my pupils dilated, my face showing love and pleasure, my cheeks flushed, my mouth full from kisses… my hear in a complete disarray. I have never felt so sensual. An image never to be forgotten, a pleasure never to be forgiven.

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