Cleaning Frenzy

I have realised that during a sexual draught it is quite common that I feel like cleaning. To the point that it becomes a sign.

Whenever I have this urge to clean things that are ridiculous to be cleaned, I know it is time to put some effort to have, at least, a one night stand.

Yesterday I felt like wiping my friend’s cabinet handles with lime and salt. It is a trick to make copper objects shine their fiery reddish colours, in this case, copper cabinet handles.

“Draught Alert” for sure!

If you have a sudden impulse to clean the company’s microwave, washing light bulbs, polishing coffee spoons or anything of the sort, ask yourself quickly: ‘how long since I had sex?’